loservalley:

lumos-maxima:

thistimeimeanit-:

zomggrace:

toothpaste:

likestatues:

Yo… Ch-Ch-Ch…

Im so black and my penis is long,
I like it when a ho is wearing a thong.
I’m a poet like Robert Burns but way cooler,
I own more golden chains than a motherfucking jeweller.
I like fried chicken and I like having sex,
I use ghetto words like “Ballin’” and “Flex”.
I’d like to get crunk and sleep with your mother,
‘cept she’s way too fat and i’d probably be smothered.
I have a nice car and a really big house,
And I’m also tougher than Danger Mouse.
They bitchez all be shoutin’ “Hey Jordan, whats up?”,
And i just be shoutin “MY PENIS” Brrrrrup.
I shot a guy once, in the face.
I’m way too baller for the human race.
I like prostitutes, they’re always really good.
I’ll fuck her in the ass then go get mexican food.
I’m a straight up G, from L.A.X.
I’m a rapper motherfuckers so lets have sex.

YO.
PIMPIN.
HO’S.
CRUMBLING SOCIETYYY.
NO WAIT….
YO MOMMA MEK ME HARD.
WANNA TAKE HER TO DA CANDY STOREEEE!
AND LET HER LICK ME LIKE A CHUBA CHUPS.

the end.

(this actually took me ages. o.o)

just want this on my blog

wanted this on my blog

보유 시도

so I’m a lil crazy… not everyone is perfect and i know sure as hell you gotta have a lil fun in life… in my case alot… but you’ll still love me when i get caught and laugh like hell when i get out and do it all over again :)

So someone keeps calling my phone from withheld late in the night talking about my family and how they know oh so much about them…. the irony is they don’t know my calls are all recorded… look who’s stupid now.

what would you do if you fell behind…. the people you love left and hit you flat in the face was the moral values you gave up…. why drown? why let go? i’mma change for the better…. i’mma prove myself… no more livin life for what i use to be… now i’mma live for now. the present.. not the past, not the future… happiness i’m gunna find and tears i’ll leave behind… peace out pain i’m a new person!